…asks James.
How come there is so much humour in the office and so little on our web-site. Oh my god, he’s right.
We shall turn back the tide! I offer the following via Chelgate to get the ball rolling:
“A PR man and his client were walking to a meeting one day when they saw a small child being attacked by a rottweiller. Without hesitating, the client rushed forward, grabbed the dog with his bare hands and wrestled it to the ground. After several bloody and terrifying minutes of life and death struggle, the client managed to kill the beast.
As he lay on the ground, bleeding ands gasping for breath, unable to talk, a passing journalist jumped out of a car and ran over to see what happened. “What a story!” he said. “Local hero saves child”.
“If I can just correct you there”, the PR man interrupted, “I am Mr Smith’s spokesman, and I can confirm that Mr Smith is just visiting the area.”
“Well, that’s fine, too”, said the journalist. “Visitor risks life to save child”. So what does Mr Smith do?”
“As a matter of a fact”, the PR man explained, “he is the Chairman of a major Railway line”.
The next day’s headline:
RAIL FAT CAT STRANGLES FAMILY PET.